Day 005 | Video

[supersnipe]

[The feed turns on to Grit sitting there, looking right at the camera. Everything looks normal except for the, oh yeah, huge ass Galvantula hanging off of his shoulder.]

...I guess it's Halloween. Happy Halloween then.

[He turns to look at the giant spider that's on his shoulder and now slowly climbing up on his head. Before turning to look back, he starts to tip to the other side. Falling and crashing right down.]

Kay! Here's a question! How do you stop the big ol' spider from climbin' all over ya? I'll take any help.

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[justicereigns]

Bribe it with food?

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[supersnipe]

I can't get to the food.

[oh god he's raising a hand.]

Yer nearby, Smoker, I can tell. Come help me.

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[justicereigns]

Yeah sure.

[Gets up and heading over.] Not a spider fan I take it?

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[supersnipe]

Spiders, I'm fine with. Spiders this large ain't so bad.

Bein' forced to the ground is my limit.

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[justicereigns]

Fair enough, I think anyone would feel that way. Got its pokeball if all else fails?

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[supersnipe]

Yup. But both my arms are occupied or I'd get it.

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[justicereigns]

Yeah, yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.

So what it just decided to get stuck on you the minute it was out of the ball?

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[supersnipe]

No, it's been out of the ball awhile and climbed up onto me. I think it thinks I'm food. Dunno what Robin taught this damn thing.

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[justicereigns]

[A shrug.] Beats me. She's a pirate.

[He says like that explains everything. Which in his view, it totally does.]

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[supersnipe]

Right. Well, keep talkin' about the pirates, I'll just lay here to die.

[GET YOUR GREEN HAIRED ASS OVER HERE SMOKER.]

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[justicereigns]

Try not to die at least, that seems like a lame way to go.

But I don't think it can kill humans actually.

[Looks around for the pokeball! And eventually just tries to pry the spider off of Grit while he keeps looking.]

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[supersnipe]

Currently, I can't many any real promises for that.

...Yeah let's not find out.

[Grit is laying on it. It is now painful, please help.]

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[justicereigns]

It'll be a tragic loss for mankind.

[Picks up both grit and spider and grabs the ball which he then puts in Grit's hand.]

Here. Return it.

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[supersnipe]

Tell me about it.

[He grabs the ball and tries to return it... it jumps away from the return. He tries a few more times before the spider decide he's had enough of it, and jumps at his face, knocking them both backwards. He hands up the ball.]

Here. YOU do it!

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[justicereigns]

[Commanding tone get.]

Lightning Blade, Return. [Holds open the ball to try to get the galvantula to go back inside.]

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[supersnipe]

[He groans and sits back up.]

...So do you want that big ass spider?

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[justicereigns]

After the way he walked all over you?

[Lolnope. You keep it.]

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[supersnipe]

...Okay, what's this payback for now?

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[justicereigns]

Who says it's payback? I just don't want it. Pirate trained and all that.

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[supersnipe]

I ain't gonna be gettin' any badges. It's not gonna listen to me.

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[justicereigns]

[Grunts reluctantly and makes a face.]

I guess I could take it off your hands then.

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[supersnipe]

You probably need an electric type for your team, right? So, there. Perfect.

...Probably wouldn't stop attackin' me but at least you'll use 'em better.

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[justicereigns]

I'm telling you, I have one.

[Snorts and sighs.] Well I'll see what I can do. Even if it does take after the woman's swordsman, he's sadly not much worse than my own idiot men at G5.

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[hoperaider]

[Jake whistles appreciatively.]

I didn't think spiders grew to such a large size here! I wouldn't claim to be an expert on arachnids, but perhaps there's something it likes on your person right now? Food or some such?

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[supersnipe]

It seems to be eatin' my hair. I don't know what it is about my hair but I ain't interested in the cut.

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[hoperaider]

The smell, perhaps? It may like whatever shampoo or whatever other hair products you might use?

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[supersnipe]

I'd never think old man shampoo would be tasty...

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[hoperaider]

I wouldn't think product of any sort would be, either. Unless this is its way of getting to know someone? I'm not sure how long you've had it.

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[supersnipe]

Got it from someone who left. So pretty new. Maybe it is... hard to say with these guys.

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[idkmybffwaddles]

Punch it in the face!

[And Mabel proceeds to swipe her fist at the camera most enthusiastically.]

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[supersnipe]

...I think that's pretty high on the list of really bad ideas.

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[idkmybffwaddles]

Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

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[supersnipe]

It's a giant electric spider that wasn't trained by me. I think that gives me a free knockin' it pass.

[licentious]

Have you asked it to stop? [ No, seriously, this tactic actually works sometimes. Lust remains cool, calm and collected. She doesn't flinch at the GIANT YELLOW SPIDER humping Grit's arm. ]

[supersnipe]

I have. But it ain't one I raised so it's probably just not use to listenin'.

[licentious]

Do you have any badges to promote obedience?

[supersnipe]

Nope. Don't got any at all. I'm jus' lucky to be travelin' with a battler.

[licentious]

I suggest you invest in receiving some. They're quite useful in getting your pokemon to obey.

[supersnipe]

See, it's a good idea.

If you've got the team for it. And I don't.